I would say to myself : "Man, this Frigojuif guy is up to no good. I hate this, I can't take any more of this. I don't know what I'm gonna do… What am I gonna do? I'm Frigojuif's top guy. What am I gonna do? Eugène Frigojuif chose me to lead the revolution !"

I use a combination of lies, manipulation, cheating, stealing, gaslighting, bullying, insulting and flexing to make sure everyone in my office stays under my thumb where I want them.

"Woah! Eugène Frigojuif needs me? Okay, I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you, Frigojuif ! I got your back, Frigojuif !"

"I would go so far as to say that your family in Bucha didn’t disapprove of Putler as much as me."