Be me
Want to pown some scrubs
see this thread
mmm, op is a true faggot
tfw no more humanity
i need to improve myself
invading the world of Summerpwar
Look at this faggot with his full elite knight stuff
gonna rekt
wtf
summoning phantom
faggot
Yuzu-kun has been summoned
cunt
wait i'm a giant
look at all these dex cowardlord
GIANT
GIANT
GIANT
BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
TIME TO FUCKIN P0WN SOME N0BZ
power up the bass cannon
FIRE
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SCRUB? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD IN DARK SOULS, AND IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS GANK SPANKS ON THE DARKMOON DICKBAGS, AND I HAVE OVER 349 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN PYROMANCY AND IM THE TOP STUNLOCKER IN THE ENTIRE UNDEAD PARISH. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER FCKING CASUL LORD. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH R1 ATTACKS THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN LORDRAN, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF GIANT DADS ACROSS THE INTERNET AND YOUR SOUL LEVEL IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STUNLOCKING, SCRUBLORD. THE STUNLOCKING THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, CASUL. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN ABOUT 3 WAYS, AND THATS JUST WITH MY +5 CHAOS ZWEIHANDER. NOT ONLY AM I AT MAX CHAOS SCALING AT 10 HUMANITY, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE PYROMANCER'S GREAT COMBUSTION AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF LORDRAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR ESTUS SWIGGING ASS WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HEALED DURING THE DUEL. BUT YOU DID, AND NOW YOURE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU FILTHY CASUL. I WILL FAST ROLL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL BE STUNLOCKED. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, SCRUB
tfw yuzu-kun is dead
tfw host is dead too
Victory Achieved
tfw +2 humanity

It's a great day to be a giant dad