be me
me = le giant dad
tfw want to pown some n00bz
see a lot of scrubs in "AveNoel"
invading the world of Jerry
the scrubs are praying a smiley
scrubs trying to communicate
noraj mdr téjé
faglord-XxXNaYbUxXx summoning phantom...
me engage fight
loading bass cannon
xXxNoelFaggotxXx trying to hit me
tfw giant
dad face
tfw zweihander +5 chaos 10 humanity
gonna rekt m08
NaybuFaggot is dead
xXxJe3RryxXx summoned
tfw real fag lord
gonna rekt m08
loading bass cannon
tfw no host
tfw xXxJe3RryxXx is full havel
mom
gonna rekt
FIRE
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SCRUB? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD IN DARK SOULS, AND IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS GANK SPANKS ON THE DARKMOON DICKBAGS, AND I HAVE OVER 349 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN PYROMANCY AND IM THE TOP STUNLOCKER IN THE ENTIRE UNDEAD PARISH. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER FCKING CASUL LORD. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH R1 ATTACKS THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN LORDRAN, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF GIANT DADS ACROSS THE INTERNET AND YOUR SOUL LEVEL IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STUNLOCKING, SCRUBLORD. THE STUNLOCKING THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, CASUL. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN ABOUT 3 WAYS, AND THATS JUST WITH MY +5 CHAOS ZWEIHANDER. NOT ONLY AM I AT MAX CHAOS SCALING AT 10 HUMANITY, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE PYROMANCER'S GREAT COMBUSTION AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF LORDRAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR ESTUS SWIGGING ASS WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HEALED DURING THE DUEL. BUT YOU DID, AND NOW YOURE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU FILTHY CASUL. I WILL FAST ROLL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL BE STUNLOCKED. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, SCRUB
tfw host dead
tfw havel dead
victory

Another great day for giant dad