- Oh hi ! Where do you come from ?

- I'm belgian from Belgium one time

- Belg... what ? Sorry don't know that country...

- Belgium you know, beer, french fries, stuff like that one time

- Oh french fries ? France ? You are from France right ?

- No from Belg...

- Oh I LOVE France soooooo much ! Cay Pawi, cay l'amouw, la touwéfayl, bonjouw commantalayvou, houlala ! And french men are so cute and romantic. I want a french boyfriend hihi !

- But I'm from Bel...

- So tell me about France ! Tell me about Paris ! I want to know everything ! Pleeeease...!

- Euh... Ok ha... ha ha... Euh... I'm french and France is euh... a great country with a great history euh... one time...

- Oh really ?

- Yes...