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1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

quelques hectares de terre, là où j'ai passé mon enfance avec une femme et une ribambelle de chiards

2. What is your greatest fear?

ne pas réussir la première question

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

ma mysantropisme

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?

leur proportion à pouvoir être hypocrite

5. Which living person do you most admire?

mes parents

6. What is your greatest extravagance?

je fume la pipe

7. What is your current state of mind?

dépressivité chronique

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

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9. On what occasion do you lie?

je ne mend pas, ou alors c'est un accident.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?

mon nez de travers, et le non alignement de mes yeux

11. Which living person do you most despise?

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12. What is the quality you most like in a man?

son honneteté

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?

sa gentillesse

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

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15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?

le tabac

16. When and where were you happiest?

quand j'étais enfant

17. Which talent would you most like to have?

savoir dessiner

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

avoir de la volonté

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

j'ai jamais rien fini

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

d'une personne

21. Where would you most like to live?

chez moi

22. What is your most treasured possession?

mes pipes

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
24. What is your favorite occupation?
25. What is your most marked characteristic?
26. What do you most value in your friends?

ja'i pas d"amis

27. Who are your favorite writers?

maupassant

28. Who is your hero of fiction?

corto maltese

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
30. Who are your heroes in real life?
31. What are your favorite names?
32. What is it that you most dislike?
33. What is your greatest regret?

je n'ai que ca

34. How would you like to die?

pas de préférence, pas trop tard, c'est tout

35. What is your motto?

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